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The Unclassified Public Documents

Gambler’s Fallacy: Roulette Strategy

Three years ago, some friends of mine where having a discussion about Las Vegas in which I learned that each of these individuals, who I would consider generally above the grain in terms of intelligence, have fallen for the gamblers fallacy. I have tried to talk them out of it, but only one is receptive to the discussion. This is my most recent attempt to bring him back to common sense….

16 May 2009 at 01:16 - Comments

NRSC Endorses Crist? Argh!

I sent this sloppily penned email to the NRSC and to John Cornyn just now.  Total idiots. You folks just don’t get it, do you? The Republican voters of Florida should decide who their nominee for the Senate should be.  Following that, the NRSC should work tirelessly for that person.  Getting involved in primary battles is not, [...]

12 May 2009 at 19:13 - Comments

Letter From Grandpa

Guess you heard that 68% of the youth vote went to Obama. My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them. I replied with this e-mail:

Dear Susan, The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother, and other productive, wage-earning tax payers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.

4 May 2009 at 15:13 - Comments

Becoming Illegal

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

4 May 2009 at 15:09 - Comments

Thoughts on Speech

Our thoughts are what make us individuals, the smallest minority most in need of protection from the law. If you take our speech, you deny us the expression of our thoughts, and we have become slaves to your system. ~Written as a response to learning how some countries are attempting to ban language critical of certain [...]

1 May 2009 at 06:46 - Comments

This will make you go Bananas!!‏

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:   Never put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way again.   Bananas contain three [...]

1 May 2009 at 02:02 - Comments

Free Tickets

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel)event at the Philips Arena in Atlanta if anybody wants them. He’s going to try to jump 1000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. It should be a good time.

1 May 2009 at 01:54 - Comments

The Crosswalk

Awesome!! We complain about the cross we bear but don’t realize it is preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine, after the rain…. Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall; But God’s always ready, to answer your call…. He knows every [...]

1 May 2009 at 01:49 - Comments

$50.00 Lesson

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘ She replied, ‘I’d give food and [...]

1 May 2009 at 01:40 - Comments

Simplicity At It’s Best – Economic Fix

SIMPLICITY AT IT’S BEST

This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ’s economy.   Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money [...]

1 May 2009 at 01:34 - Comments