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Archive for March, 2009

Clean Computer Screen

I know you don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.

7 March 2009 at 02:56 - Comments

Amen, Amen: Divorce Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

7 March 2009 at 02:53 - Comments

Wealth Spreader

This is going to be a “CLASSIC”

Sign in Shafer  Minnesota - Spreading the wealth around

 For you city slickers, this is a manure spreader.

(For you ‘enviros’, it is an “organic waste recycling applicator” for “sustainable” agriculture practices)    P.S.  This was the only implement John Deere ever made that they would not stand behind!

7 March 2009 at 02:47 - Comments

Obama is a Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, which was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

3 March 2009 at 01:11 - Comments

Take Down the Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, [...]

3 March 2009 at 01:00 - Comments