Archive for May, 2009

Gambler’s Fallacy: Roulette Strategy

Posted: 16th May 2009 by Christian in My Life

Three years ago, some friends of mine where having a discussion about Las Vegas in which I learned that each of these individuals, who I would consider generally above the grain in terms of intelligence, have fallen for the gamblers fallacy. I have tried to talk them out of it, but only one is receptive to the discussion. This is my most recent attempt to bring him back to common sense….

NRSC Endorses Crist? Argh!

Posted: 12th May 2009 by Christian in Politics

I sent this sloppily penned email to the NRSC and to John Cornyn just now.  Total idiots. You folks just don’t get it, do you? The Republican voters of Florida should decide who their nominee for the Senate should be.  Following that, the NRSC should work tirelessly for that person.  Getting involved in primary battles [...]

Letter From Grandpa

Posted: 4th May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Guess you heard that 68% of the youth vote went to Obama. My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them. I replied with this e-mail:

Dear Susan,
The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother, and other productive, wage-earning tax payers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.

Becoming Illegal

Posted: 4th May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

Thoughts on Speech

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Politics, Random Thoughts

Our thoughts are what make us individuals, the smallest minority most in need of protection from the law. If you take our speech, you deny us the expression of our thoughts, and we have become slaves to your system. ~Written as a response to learning how some countries are attempting to ban language critical of [...]

This will make you go Bananas!!‏

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Informative, Viral Email

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:   Never put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way [...]

Free Tickets

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel)event at the Philips Arena in Atlanta if anybody wants them. He’s going to try to jump 1000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. It should be a good time.

The Crosswalk

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Uplifting or Cute, Viral Email

Awesome!! We complain about the cross we bear but don’t realize it is preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine, after the rain…. Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall; But God’s always ready, to answer [...]

$50.00 Lesson

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘ She replied, ‘I’d give [...]

Simplicity At It’s Best – Economic Fix

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

SIMPLICITY AT IT’S BEST This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy.   Instead of giving billions of [...]