Guess you heard that 68% of the youth vote went to Obama. My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them. I replied with this e-mail:

Dear Susan,
The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother, and other productive, wage-earning tax payers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:   Never put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way […]

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel)event at the Philips Arena in Atlanta if anybody wants them. He’s going to try to jump 1000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. It should be a good time.

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘ She replied, ‘I’d give […]

SIMPLICITY AT IT’S BEST This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy.   Instead of giving billions of […]

Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . . POOF!! In a flash and […]

I hope this puts a smile in your day. There’s some good advice here.  Christian One Liners    Don’t let your worries get the best of you;  Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited  Until you try to sit in their pews.    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Many […]

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.