Archive for the ‘Viral Email’ Category

Clean Computer Screen

Posted: 7th March 2009 by Christian in Uplifting or Cute, Viral Email

I know you don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.

Amen, Amen: Divorce Agreement

Posted: 7th March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

Wealth Spreader

Posted: 7th March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

This is going to be a “CLASSIC” Sign in Shafer  Minnesota - Spreading the wealth around  For you city slickers, this is a manure spreader. (For you ‘enviros’, it is an “organic waste recycling applicator” for “sustainable” agriculture practices)    P.S.  This was the only implement John Deere ever made that they would not stand behind!

Obama is a Post Turtle

Posted: 3rd March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, which was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

Take Down the Bird Feeder

Posted: 3rd March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then [...]

Headlines from 2029

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornian formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

You Might Be a Libertarian if….

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

*If you think 99 percent of politicians give the rest of them  a bad name, you might be a Libertarian. *If you think taxes are ridiculously high, you might be a Libertarian. *If you think that the problem with civil servants is that too many of them are neither civil nor servants, you might be [...]