Archive for the ‘Political’ Category

Letter From Grandpa

Posted: 4th May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Guess you heard that 68% of the youth vote went to Obama. My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them. I replied with this e-mail:

Dear Susan,
The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother, and other productive, wage-earning tax payers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.

Becoming Illegal

Posted: 4th May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

Free Tickets

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel)event at the Philips Arena in Atlanta if anybody wants them. He’s going to try to jump 1000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. It should be a good time.

$50.00 Lesson

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘ She replied, ‘I’d give [...]

Simplicity At It’s Best – Economic Fix

Posted: 1st May 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

SIMPLICITY AT IT’S BEST This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy.   Instead of giving billions of [...]

Amen, Amen: Divorce Agreement

Posted: 7th March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

Wealth Spreader

Posted: 7th March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

This is going to be a “CLASSIC” Sign in Shafer  Minnesota - Spreading the wealth around  For you city slickers, this is a manure spreader. (For you ‘enviros’, it is an “organic waste recycling applicator” for “sustainable” agriculture practices)    P.S.  This was the only implement John Deere ever made that they would not stand behind!

Obama is a Post Turtle

Posted: 3rd March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, which was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

Take Down the Bird Feeder

Posted: 3rd March 2009 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then [...]

Headlines from 2029

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornian formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.