Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . . POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, [...]
I hope this puts a smile in your day. There’s some good advice here. Christian One Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to [...]
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guest room.
Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
I’m wondering what next week’s attempt at fear mongering is going to be. Let’s see… we’ve had bird flu and SARS now, do we move on to cow flu? Gerbil flu?
Arlen Specter finally came out of the closet and announced his decision to join the Democrat Party. The yawns should be deafening given the no-brainer of this situation, however, the web is buzzing and twittering with folks from both sides singing either Conservative praise hymns or Liberal victory chants.
I know you don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
This is going to be a “CLASSIC”
Sign in Shafer Minnesota - Spreading the wealth around
For you city slickers, this is a manure spreader.
(For you ‘enviros’, it is an “organic waste recycling applicator” for “sustainable” agriculture practices) P.S. This was the only implement John Deere ever made that they would not stand behind!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, which was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, [...]
