Christian Hine -

I hope this puts a smile in your day. There's some good advice here. 

Christian One Liners 
 
Don't let your worries get the best of you; 
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. 
 
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited 
Until you try to sit in their pews. 
 
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Many folks want to serve God, 
But only as advisers. 
 
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It is easier to preach ten sermons 
Than it is to live one. 
 
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, 
But mosquitoes come close. 
 
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When you get to your wit's end, 
You'll find God lives there. 
 
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, 
Middle of the road, 
And back of the church. 
 
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Opportunity may knock once, 
But temptation bangs on the front door forever. 
 
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Quit griping about your church; 
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong. 
 
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If a church wants a better pastor, 
It only needs to pray for the one it has. 
 
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges. 
 
 
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Some minds are like concrete 
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 
 
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Peace starts with a smile. 
 
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I don't know why some people change churches; 
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 
 
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' 
Are just sitting on the premises. 
 
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. 
 
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell. 
 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 
 
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 
 
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. 
 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams. 
 
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God doesn't call the qualified, 
He qualifies the called. 
 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 
 
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God loves everyone, 
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' 
 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. ; 
 
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He who angers you, controls you! 
 
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! 
 
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Prayer: 
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty! 
 
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The task ahead of us is never as 
Great as the Power behind us. 
 
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The Will of God never takes you to where the 
Grace of God will not protect you. 
 
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We don't change the message, 
The message changes us. 
 
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You can tell how big a person is 
By what it takes to discourage him. 
 
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. 
 
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If this blessed you in a profound way today, 
 
Share it with a few friends to bless them! 
I bet someone else will LOVE it too. 
There is no greater treasure than a good friend! 
 
 
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. 
 
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

 2 Traveling Angels

Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don't stop at the feet (You'll see).

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.

After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears.

Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.
The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen?

The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused.

The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die. "Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.

"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.

Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead..

Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You just might not know it until some time later...
                                   
Some people              (    )
come into our lives       )  /
and quickly go..         (_ /

          (    )       Some people
          \  (        become friends
           \  )      and stay awhile..
leaving beautiful    
footprints on our    (     )
  hearts...                           )   /
                                       (  _/

                (    )      and we are
                 \  (          never
                  \_ )      quite the same
                             because we have
                            made a good
                              friend!!
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

I think this is special...live and savor every
moment... This is not a dress rehearsal!

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         (  \()/  )
         (  /  \  )    TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
         ( / \/ \ )  AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
          /      \    SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
         (        )    SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
           ____

THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL.. YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF RECEIVING HER, AFTER YOU DO MAKE A WISH....
IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, YOUR WISH WILL BE GRANTED AND SHE WILL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER....
IF NOT, HER TEARS WILL FLOW ....

Now don't delete this message, because it comes from a very special angel.

       Right Now -
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM

Never take away anyone's hope.  That may be all they have!

I know you don't clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.