Headlines from 2029

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornian  formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

(Send this to whomever you want to and as many as you want and guess what... and this is the best part ... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile!)

You Might Be a Libertarian if….

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Political, Viral Email

*If you think 99 percent of politicians give the rest of them 
a bad name, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think taxes are ridiculously high, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think that the problem with civil servants is that too many of them are neither civil nor servants, you might be a Libertarian.
*If someone asks you to take a urine test and you feel like telling them you'll give them a taste test, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think that there are way too many laws about way too many things, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you believe in the Bill of Rights, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you believe that no one should go to jail for smoking flowers, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you believe that just about everything should be bought and sold on an open market except politicians, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you your glad you don’t get all the government you pay for, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think the US Constitution is the only contract with America you need, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think the only gun permit you need is the Second Amendment, you might be a Libertarian.
*If the only way you can tell a left winger from a right winger is by which one of their hands is in which one of your pockets, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think the left is too left and the right is just plain wrong, you might be a Libertarian.
*If you think polluters should pay for the environmental damage they cause, you might be a Libertarian.

Why I’m a Republitarian…

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Politics

Pete Kaliner, veteran news reporter for 1110 WBT in Charlotte, NC, filled in for Tara Servatius on Wednesday night (almost a year ago...but now is the full time host!) with a topic of discussion that intrigued me. He spoke on the theory that the people of this nation are becoming more Libertarian in nature, but refuse to admit it for the sake of the “jersey” they currently wear in the form of an R or a D. (That’s Republican and Democrat for you uninitiated.)

I would have to say that is certainly the case for me. I’ve often described myself to friends as being a “Republitarian”…sort of the bastard son of a Libertarian and a Republican. When it comes to government, my basic philosophy is that the least the government can be involved the better.

Traditionally, the Republicans have been the party of less government and lower taxes…though that is now a laughable label to apply to them. However, even in their heyday, a fiscally conservative member of the GOP would still be found attempting to use government for the “moral” purposes of fighting a stupid drug war, declaring abortion illegal, outlawing “deviant” sexual practices, etc. It seems they believed government shouldn’t take your money, but by all means they should control what you do with your own life and body.

The opposite is true for the Democrat party. It’s all about freedom of choice until you want to choose the school your child goes to. Then all Hell breaks loose.

 

I think more and more people are coming to the realization that both parties suffer from a bad case of hypocrisy. We are yearning for something different…something at least consistent.

Enter the Libertarian Party. Overall, an amazing general belief system, but saddled with the most inept leadership ever. (That is almost by design though. I mean, how can a party based on individualism rightly elect leadership! It’s counter-intuitive!) They are in great need of a marketing and image specialist who could focus their agenda on something other than legalizing drugs. I agree that’s a valid position, but reality dictates it will take a while before our culture can jump that logical hurdle. The party also suffers from state laws written by the monopoly parties to keep ballot access a distant dream. When a party spends more time gathering signatures to appear on a ballot than it does debating the issues, it’s hard to win converts. We need ballot access reform badly, but that is another article.

The problem with the Libertarians is that they don’t believe in an activist foreign policy. Sadly, we live in a world based on power. If not the United States projecting its power, some other nation would fill the void were we to distance ourselves from global affairs. Who would it be? Russia? Germany? China? We are far from perfect, but with a finger on the trigger of the world, I would much rather it be an American finger than any other country. We can’t pull out.

I also believe that government does have some role in our economic well being. My understanding is that a true Libertarian wouldn’t even support government funding of roads or sewer lines. I would disagree. Government certainly has a role in organizing and preparing infrastructure, just not much else.

I believe that government can create the equal playing field and the foundation on which our economy is based (currency policy for example), but at that point should then step away and let free market capitalism rule the day.

So I become a “Republitarian”. I believe government has a role, and one that is closer to that championed by Libertarians, but I still believe in establishing our national influence on a global stage. I also believe that some things are best left to government lest pure anarchy rule the day. But, I’ll say it again….

The less government we have the better. Remember, a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything you have!

The Basics…

Posted: 25th December 2008 by Christian in Music, Movies, and TV

When it comes to music, I essentially love everything except for Rap/R&B and Country...even though some good songs exist in those genres as well.

My favorite bands are of the harder variety, but with actual musicians who can play instruments and sing. Progressive metal incorporates a lot of complexity and some of my favorites even use full orchestras right along with the guitars and keyboards.
Favorite bands include: Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Savatage, Dream Theater, Stratovarius, Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Kamelot, and Raintime just to name a few. Of course, off genre but a necessity in any music collection are They Might Be Giants and Cowboy Mouth.
 :-)
Now, please don't let the word "metal" scare you to death. This is "good guy" metal, not "let's sacrifice a chicken" metal.

Television-wise, my favorite shows include:
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, (So pretty much everything Joss Whedon) Babylon 5, Smallville, Friends, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, and random documentaries on random topics.  I'm a sucker for knowledge. :)

Movies?  This list is ever evolving.  This month, I'd say Star Wars Episode 4, Braveheart, The Princess Bride, Aliens, and Noises Off are my favorites.  Sometimes it seems that every new movie I watch and enjoy becomes a new "favorite".  Movies I guess fall into either "favorite" or "classic" category.  I'll get into this eventually in a post.  For now, just deal with the list I provided. :)

Do I use to many emoticons?

My Life

Posted: 20th December 2008 by Christian in My Life

my life