Some people apparently aren’t worried at all about the swine flu!

I’m wondering what next week’s attempt at fear mongering is going to be. Let’s see… we’ve had bird flu and SARS now, do we move on to cow flu? Gerbil flu? Maybe move on from animal diseases to cooler natural disasters like SVS…sudden volcano syndrome. Just walk down the street and BAM! Ooh! I got it! Giant monster attacks! Get the Navy to start tracking like an underwater object heading slowly toward the coast…ya, do the whole M-minus countdown on the news. (M is for monster, C is for cookie)

Way too much time on my hands….