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Glenn Beck Is Missing!

Apr 9, 2010   //   by Christian Hine   //   Christian Hine, National  //  8 Comments

Bill O’Reilly had this guy on the other night that looked exactly like Glenn Beck, but when he started talking, I knew immediately he was an imposter.

This Glenn Beck imposter proceeded to tell O’Reilley that he wants a 2% Value Added Tax on everything – personal and corporate – because he’s, “willing to pay down the debt.”

Now I have been watching and listening to Glenn Beck for a couple of years and one thing I know – that wasn’t Glenn beck.

The “real” Glenn Beck would be the first to tell you that the government is addicted to taxes, and that it would be rather stupid to agree to give the addict another way to get their fix.

The imposter did go on to say there needed to be a ten-year limit and tight spending regulations, but seriously, the real Glenn Beck wouldn’t be so naive as to think that once a VAT was implemented, the government wouldn’t eventually make it permanent?

The real Glenn Beck also knows from experience that all addicts are liars, and will say and do just about anything to get their next fix.

Based on what this imposter said, I can imagine the real Glenn Beck conjuring up one of his crazy voices and saying, “Hey Mr. Addict, how about America gives you ten years of your favorite drug if you promise to just… (Fill in the blank). Now that’s classic Beck!

Alert America! Anyone finding the real Glenn Beck please call FOX News immediately.

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Neil Braithwaite writes political commentary and satire and is a regular contributor to PoliticalDerby.com.

8 Comments

  • or perhaps the true nature of this establishment “opponent” is revealed.oh great, another neo-con perpetual war: “the war on national debt” through a vat-tax scam.
    the only principled fox news commentator is judge andrew napolitano.

    There has been no organized effort to keep government down since Jefferson’s day. Ever since then the American people have been bolstering up its powers and giving it more and more jurisdiction over their affairs. They pay for that folly in increased taxes and diminished liberties.” ~ H.L. Mencken

  • Glen Beck has said some other things recently that have caused me to doubt his sincerity. He seems to be losing his way.

    I took myself off of his automatic email list because of it.

    Maybe it’s the stress of Glen having to make that huge payroll for his show every week.

  • I watched the clip and it sounds like his heart is still the same. If our government goes under, there will be a big impact on America. So he is giving an idea on how to help the government idea. Perhaps it is not the right idea. But it sounded to me like his main point was that there needed to be better management on money going to the government and to stop gov’t spending. Not everyone is perfect, but I still think he is fighting for truth.

  • ‘that all addicts are liars, and will say and do just about anything to get their next fix.”

    Exactly right Neil….. Our government is the biggest addict in the world.

  • I listen to Glen Beck all of the time and he seems pretty much right on. He may not be perfect, but he loves our country and has helped many people realize what our administration is doing. We need to continue to stand up for our freedoms. I do not think the VAT tax is good at all, in fact. another thing to completely destroy our economy.

  • If the VAT were a total replacement for income taxes, I could stomach it. Of course the FairTax would be even more preferable. The idea of adding yet another tax on top of the national embarrasment of a tax code we already have is downright ludicrous. We already have the second highest corporate tax rate structure in the world…America of all places! It’s no wonder companies are fleeing our shores.

    • Yes – but you know it would IN ADDITION TO every other tax we suffer under – the tax on the rain that falls on our roof for example.

  • Glen Beck is like breath of fresh air. If you think he is not a God fearing man and does not love his country then you are from another planet. We as americans have been lead down the wrong path to date. He has been on the mark to date, one step ahead of our present goverment and its about time someome put there heart on the line to educate the american people. GOD BLESS AMERICA

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